WHO IS ALLOWING THESE FREQUENCIES TO BE SUNG?

Hello? Can this be heard?

*Taps microphone*

Welcome to MK's Radio Tower, a tired, transmasc's attempt at a website. It's not much, obviously, but I'm glad you took the time to visit. Always pleasant to have people listening in!

The nature of this radio show is quite simple-- PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT! That is, be a corner of the wordly web that allows people to take a rest and get to learn about the host. The host who made this out of a layout maker and a dungeon rat's miserable, curious scurrying across the cobblestone floor that is html. I am still not sure how these frequencies travel to one screen to another, but I have faith it's functional at the very least.

Before I leave you to the rest of the [HOMEWARD BOUND] page-- complete with silly stickers, synopses about my projects of passion, vintage consumerism-- I have a quick FAQ for you to look over!

Do not mind the fact that the host has not been asked these questions in real time. Additional questions may be added.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

*shuffles papers around for a second*

QUESTION 1: What is the purpose of this radio show/website?

I don't think this show has a clear intention. It's more just a site for people to learn about me and my work. I'm not very good at talking about myself, so typing all that information onto a screen for people to consume like an on-time delivery pizza is much easier for me. This site is mostly for fun news about my projects, chill vibes, and me sucking my own metaphorical dick with eloquent prose. I hope you enjoy what I have to offer, but it may not be much.

QUESTION 2: Why the radio format?

I love radios and the vintage aesthetic. As this website continues to be altered to the ideal design for our station, you will see more elements show themselves, especially ones that relate to absurdism, surrealism, and vintage(ism)? If this vibe does not sweeten your tea, you can leave. We hope you did not take any of the scones we left out for guests while you were here.

QUESTION 3: What do the other pages entail?

The other pages, which are located at the top of the website, feature specific things. Daytime Dalliances is information about me, the host, Afternoon Fun is [TO BE DETERMINED] and Nighttime Nocturne is [TO BE DETERMINED]. The Extracurriculars feature info on my in-development audio drama, Plumridge: We Make Everything That Ever Was and Ever Will Be, my multimedia project (webcomic, story, who knows?) Dimensional Genesis, and my art gallery!

QUESTION 4: What's the 'Did You Know' thing for?

I will be (to the best of my ability) offering fun facts about a random thing every week. I will probably compile all of the facts on one of my pages, but for now, it's still a work in progress section.

QUESTION 5: Do we have to worry about unsettling content anywhere in your radio show?

Content warnings will be provided for each page when they are accessed. General content warnings include: Discussion of unsettling material such as violence, gore, body horror, religious corruption, homophobia/transphobia, loss of bodily autonomy, existential dread, unreality, and general gloominess. General warnings will continue to be added here.

For this page, content warnings include: bright colors, flashing lights, and sexual references. Hope that's alright!

WRITING AND ART

A personal website is a malleable thing. You can use it to tell a story, plug a project, give helpful advice to novice web creators, but I find that one of the best ways a website can be used is to ramble about your own projects. I do not often spill my guts, but with this website I intend to make the whole world watch as I perform surgery on myself and sell my organs on eBay (/j) When it comes to what I ramble about, I ramble about both my art and my writing. (My fanfictions will probably not be mentioned, but you can find them on my AO3!)

Most of my art will be found in the [EXTRACURRICULARS] page. I am an enjoyer of media of all types, especically the auditory kind; Meaning you'll find a lot of art for various podcasts! Alongside that art, you will find two projects: Plumridge and Dimensional Genesis.

Plumridge is an up-and-coming audio drama about an interdimensional company that creates everything you could possibly need to create your own universe! It's multi-formatted, highly diverse, and absurd as hell. The main characters make me feel VARIOUS things, it's crazy. If you like absurdist humor in the same vein of Welcome to Night Vale, then you'll definitely like it. It's not available, and probably won't be for several years probably tehe.

Dimensional Genesis is a VERY new project I'm working on, inspired by my friend Axol's webcomic Fish Moon! Dimensional Genesis is about control, and the story of characters who utterly lack it. It's chock-full of anthro characters, queerness, and A LOT of worldbuilding! If that doesn't butter your toast, obviously don't show curiosity towards it and leave it be. Otherwise... you'll find a lot of good stuff about DimGen on my Toyhouse as well as this website! Similar to Plumridge, things about that project may not be available for a bit.

STAMPZ!

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